I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

I just love Bart's reaction to the doll. He ain't down with the whole women's lib thing.

Not that stealthy. @avclub-212ad7bb06e34ce8eff54540c30efdff:disqus put one in quotations. CancerAIDS for him I reckon.

Phrasing!

That comet-stealing Principal Kohoutek…him and that little boy of his.

This is a good way to introduce little girls to the realities of the Trilateral Commission and the Internationalist One-World Government.

Let's bake some cookies for the boys.

"I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpsons name on it."

Fine. I'll bomb your house into the ground, missy.

All the assembly line workers look like Barney or Moe for some reason.

Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which inthose days was known as… (cut to mall) …a walking-bird. We'd always havewalking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yamsstuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was…

ummmmm…yes! We can accept that.

I can't wait for the sequel, Ace Ventura: That Time of the Month, starring Melissa McCarthy. Guess which orifice she gets to talk out of?

Mine too. I was 16. I grew up kind of sheltered. A very close second to the original Die Hard.

No more drugs for that man.

@avclub-6dc7d06398ab4df15d6cf3db3340a81f:disqus I'm talking about fat Rush, the one who hates America now. Hey, weren't some of the members of Rush into Ayn Rand?

Check out the Hong Kong remake, The Legend of Drunken Horse Master.

I felt a feeling of indifference when I watched The Perks of Being a Wallflower, which surprised me, considering I was a sweater-clad, nerdish loner at that age, plus I had a really close kinship to an aunt of mine. So this movie was basically tailor-made for me, right? But I couldn't relate to the main character, or…

Good work. Now, let's hear about that really big cat.

Does anybody know whether it's wise to watch Universal Soldier: Regeneration first in order to get a full grasp of Day of Reckoning?