Bart I've asked you not to whistle that annoying tune.

Help yourself, but stay above the equator!

"Are you here for the Coping with Senility class?"
"No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery. No, wait. Coping with Senility."

“Congratulations, you are all World War I historical recreationists!”
"Yay!"
*crowd throws spiked Prussian helmets into the air*
"uh, oh"

Behold Frostillicus.

Wake up, sheeple!

#4 makes a little sense. Why did Malloy keep all the items he stole in his room and not fence them? One possibility is Malloy wanted to get caught because he wants attention, as many of our elderly citizens suffer from loneliness. But the most likely explanation is that the Simpsons writers are just greasing the…

I love Barney's Kwik E Mart-esque vigilante costume. He also shaved the sides of his head for some reason.

What can possibligh go wrong?

Springfieldians have bad taste in rap music.

Grandpa being full of vinegar also means he has a good pH balance.

They don't make burglars like that anymore.

This ep didn't hit your spot? Which spot in particular are you talking about? Your G-spot? That is not The Simpsons' responsibility. Go get off on your own time buddy.

Hello Homer, my archnemesis."
"Yello."
"Uh, you do realize who this is."
"Uh, Marge?"

"Uh, how are we gonna get outta here?"
"We'll dig our way out."
"No, no, dig up stupid."

BOOOOOOOO!!!

Even so, that's nearly 3000 dead holograms left buried inside a smoldering hologram. We must never forget.

She plays a spicy (or fiery) Latina who loves to cook for and have sex with Tyrese Gibson and starts shouting or throwing things at him if he refuses.

Thanks for making me look like a conspiracy theorist. Even though I own seasons 1-8 on DVD, I still love to regularly watch The Simpsons on syndication, and since Sep. 11, as far as I know, that episode has never been broadcast in the LA market.

Nothing has been cut. Not even this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watc…