@avclub-34a0cc9e710ab7fc376d918356d4a6e5:disqus Here is the only thing you need to know about Alex Jones: Charlie Sheen takes him seriously.

I prefer to call her a spicy Latina. Have you seen her in Four Brothers?

Not to LA it hasn't. I'm shocked that it was broadcast in NYC of all places but not LA or many other markets.

The New York episode of The Simpsons still hasn't been brought back to syndication.

Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce!

@avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus That's why I call it Slutoween.

I hope the parties responsible for this blunder get ripped apart by Gamblor's neon claws.

I'm Bart.

Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits. Fresh from the streets of Sussex they are.

Hey taiga, vake up.

One of the many times where the show has become prescient. See also: The mauling of Siegfried (or was it Roy?) and the fat guy who wanted to sue the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Once something has been approved by the government it is no longer immoral.

With PKD, I started on Galactic Pot-Healer - which is weird but accessible - and continued on with The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, which left me confused and disinterested in his work for a little while. I got back on track with Clans of the Alphane Moon. Another good starting point would be any of his short…

Whenever I get an unsightly erection in public, I just think of Dunham naked. It works every time.

He needs work, Foo.

Bitches leave.

The good Rev. Calvin O. Butts III is one of the interviewees.

Isn't Koch actually pronounced kock?

"…singing along to not one, but two Donovan songs."

Fresh prints.