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What did Will Smith leave behind when he brutally murdered his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith?

After watching Beetlejuice so many times as a kid, I always wanted a Zagnut bar but could never find one. I guess they weren't sold in California.

I love the scene where Ryder walks up to the realtor's car and her daughter, sitting in the back seat, immediately rolls up the window.

That no-nonsense old woman with the homemade trachaetomy. What was her name? Juno…the case worker.

Having never been exposed to Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka at the time, I actually quite enjoyed the first two-thirds of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. But to call the final third act tacked-on would be too kind. It's like Disney execs wanted to attract an evangelical christian audience to the movie and Burton was

You must mean Slutoween. If girls want to dress like nymphomaniac nurses and slutty French maids instead of something truly ghoulish, more power to them. As a guy, I have no problem with this.

Didn't The Shining get a Razzie nomination
for worst movie of the year in 1980? Fuck the Razzies.

Even Rocky IV had a montage.

Was it also a shameless ripoff of The Wicker Man remake?

The most laughable part comes when Russell Crowe the priest fucks Sharon Stone against a wall. I think she was wearing leather pants. But in all, it's an entertaining ensemble movie with silly faux-Spaghetti Western elements. And Hackman.

Keith David gets it even worse. Growing up, Gene Hackman's character was the personification of tyrranical evil for me. I was surprised to later learn he is a sensitive person who abhors violence and had trouble portraying Popeye Doyle in The French Connection.

Rocky IV is a cheese-ridden jingofest but dammit if its on basic cable I can't help but watch it. And yes Uncle Paulie did have sex with that robot.

Don't even get me started on Fuddrucker's, or should I say, Buttfucker's.

"We are the Superfriends."
"Shut Up!"

@avclub-c9be0674ead9b2448c14d31c64f2b01b:disqus Yes I am. Thank you for clarifying that.

Wow! Capital City. The Windy Apple.

Check out the callback when Mindy and Homer are in the booth. There are copies of Burns' account of his ardous battle with hypohemia "Will There Ever Be a Rainbow" on the counter being given away to passersby, but knowing Burns he probably ordered Homer and Mindy to sell all of them.

Chinese food is so right up Homer's alley. It's basically a variety of meats drowned in greasy, gooey, sweet, sour or spicy sauces. He coulda just left the bell peppers on the side, like I do. Springfield must be a really hick town, but it does have that sushi and Afghani restaurant.

Good to know.

I can't wait for next week, so: