It's also kinda sweet and silly he's wearing that speared Marge t-shirt as a kind of protective armor against temptation.

I find it really hard to believe that Homer doesn't like Chinese food.

I hope someone got fired for these blunders.

I wonder if Zutroy is the same nationality as Tibor.

"Hello Homer, I'm George Harrison."
"Oh my God! OH MY GOD!! Where did you get that brownie."

Examine your scalp for ringworm before Barack Hussein Obama puts you in jail for it.

And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain.

Excellent, Zutroy. Work hard and each day you'll get a shiny penny.

Dad look I made fish sticks that burn on the outside but are frozen on the inside so it balances out.

Examine your scalp for ringworm.

Fuck Whole Foods! I wouldn't shop there even if Mackey was a hippy-dippy socialist handing out sample cups of gourmet coffee to shoppers. Trader's Joe's is a better and cheaper alternative.

Well at least that foreboy (foreman?) has a job.

But if you type liberal three times, she'll go back to her hole.

OK, I'll admit it. There were a few moments in The Innkeepers that did scare me, but that's about it. I think I'm the only person who liked that movie.

White Chicks and Little Man are absolutely terrifying.

The first Evil Dead is definitely scary.

I think that plot twist from SIGNS holds water (no pun intended) if you see the aliens as full-on retards, invading a planet that is flowing with poison.

You're right. The Cabin in the Woods and Shaun of the Dead didn't scare me either, but that didn't prevent me from having a blast. They're meant to be dark comedies first with a sprinkling of horror. The Evil Dead, on the other hand, has a lot of fun with its zombified ghouls, but that movie was very skillful at…

You're right. The Cabin in the Woods and Shaun of the Dead didn't scare me either, but that didn't prevent me from having a blast. They're meant to be dark comedies first with a sprinkling of horror. The Evil Dead, on the other hand, has a lot of fun with its zombified ghouls, but that movie was very skillful at…

May you be thrown into a room full of barbed wire.