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Abe Vigoda is still alive!!!?

Abe Vigoda is still alive!!!?

I'll always remember him for trying to shoo people away with a hand gesture right before he hit the pavement in The Hudsucker Proxy.

I'll always remember him for trying to shoo people away with a hand gesture right before he hit the pavement in The Hudsucker Proxy.

The prisoner who chose execution over the "generosity of the North Korean government" was very smart.

The prisoner who chose execution over the "generosity of the North Korean government" was very smart.

The old man in the hat and white beard who answers Deagle by saying "Yeah, that'll do it" is even more fucked up. By the way, isn't Deagle named after Gollum's brother Deagol, who is killed by Smeagol aka Gollum in LOTR?

The old man in the hat and white beard who answers Deagle by saying "Yeah, that'll do it" is even more fucked up. By the way, isn't Deagle named after Gollum's brother Deagol, who is killed by Smeagol aka Gollum in LOTR?

Sperms of Endearment 2: The New Batch

Sperms of Endearment 2: The New Batch

I used to bullseye BWAAAAAAMP rats in my t-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

I used to bullseye BWAAAAAAMP rats in my t-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

I recently watched Ken Burns' "National Parks," and some women actually wore dead birds on top of their hats during the early 20th century. But alas, no mention of guys wearing onions on their belts.

I recently watched Ken Burns' "National Parks," and some women actually wore dead birds on top of their hats during the early 20th century. But alas, no mention of guys wearing onions on their belts.

MENNNNN-DDDO-ZZAAAAAA!

MENNNNN-DDDO-ZZAAAAAA!

No Zevon, comma, Warren?

No Zevon, comma, Warren?

That's not true. Everyone here is mentally ill and we have committed no violent crimes (as far as I know). Now let's have that national conversation.