Some black nerds of note include astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, comedian Jordan Peele and president Barack Obama.

Marge [to Burns]: Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?
[lawyers huddle, speak among themselves]
Blue-haired lawyer: Yes, he would.

Marge [to Burns]: Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?
[lawyers huddle, speak among themselves]
Blue-haired lawyer: Yes, he would.

Conan O'Brien is what happened, and we need to get that awesome redhead writing Simpsons episodes again.

Conan O'Brien is what happened, and we need to get that awesome redhead writing Simpsons episodes again.

Some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rockstar David Byrne, supreme court justice David Souter and AVClub commenter @avclub-212ad7bb06e34ce8eff54540c30efdff:disqus

Some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rockstar David Byrne, supreme court justice David Souter and AVClub commenter @avclub-212ad7bb06e34ce8eff54540c30efdff:disqus

Hey pal, did you get a load of the nerd?

Hey pal, did you get a load of the nerd?

Nerd: I need to go to the bathroom.
Lisa: But we went 5 minutes ago.
Nerd: Yeah but someone knocked on the door and I couldn't go.

Nerd: I need to go to the bathroom.
Lisa: But we went 5 minutes ago.
Nerd: Yeah but someone knocked on the door and I couldn't go.

I grew up next to a golf course and driving range. One day some cocksucker drove a ball into the back window of the family mini-van, completely shattering it. My parents were stuck with the bill when the golf course management absolved themselves of responsibility.

I grew up next to a golf course and driving range. One day some cocksucker drove a ball into the back window of the family mini-van, completely shattering it. My parents were stuck with the bill when the golf course management absolved themselves of responsibility.

Nobody says it better than George Carlin about why golf sucks: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Nobody says it better than George Carlin about why golf sucks: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

An acquaintance of mine once saw Harry Dean Stanton perform a wicked drum solo at an LA bar.

An acquaintance of mine once saw Harry Dean Stanton perform a wicked drum solo at an LA bar.

What plaything do you have for me today?

What plaything do you have for me today?

"Bring me the bore worms."
"No, not the bore worms!"