"Bring me the bore worms."
"No, not the bore worms!"

He's just a man.

He's just a man.

One thing's for sure: Anderson had one bitch of a mother-in-law.

One thing's for sure: Anderson had one bitch of a mother-in-law.

How does Paul Thomas Anderson put up with her?

How does Paul Thomas Anderson put up with her?

You can't go wrong with a cat. They're total assholes.

You can't go wrong with a cat. They're total assholes.

They all died long ago from diabetes and heart disease.

They all died long ago from diabetes and heart disease.

And the old gangsters receiving a message via pigeon from Ghost Dog. One of them reads it out loud, doesn't know what to make of it and the boss says it is "Poetry, War Poetry." He knows what's up. Love that movie.

And the old gangsters receiving a message via pigeon from Ghost Dog. One of them reads it out loud, doesn't know what to make of it and the boss says it is "Poetry, War Poetry." He knows what's up. Love that movie.

We need to institute a ban on monotone or jaded-sounding narrations.

We need to institute a ban on monotone or jaded-sounding narrations.

MACGRUBER!

MACGRUBER!

I envision Those Elderlies Can Bite as a gang of elderly vampires terrorizing a college town, sucking the life out of the youth. Starring Orson Bean and Hal Holbrook.

I envision Those Elderlies Can Bite as a gang of elderly vampires terrorizing a college town, sucking the life out of the youth. Starring Orson Bean and Hal Holbrook.

Unfortunately, Eerie, Indiana wasn't an option.