Unfortunately, Eerie, Indiana wasn't an option.

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus I'm worse than a @avclub-f380cb25d00781321f0b111b7c330706:disqus 
*hangs head in shame*

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus I'm worse than a @avclub-f380cb25d00781321f0b111b7c330706:disqus 
*hangs head in shame*

But beware…we Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.

But beware…we Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.

That might possibly be a nod to Raising Arizona, where every government building H.I. visits has a frame of Barry Goldwater.

That might possibly be a nod to Raising Arizona, where every government building H.I. visits has a frame of Barry Goldwater.

@avclub-cb0e59b8f769a8698b9f7154dd8809b5:disqus Sorry I just don't see Lisa agreeing to off-road in an unspoiled patch of pristine desert. This is Lisa we're talking about here.

@avclub-cb0e59b8f769a8698b9f7154dd8809b5:disqus Sorry I just don't see Lisa agreeing to off-road in an unspoiled patch of pristine desert. This is Lisa we're talking about here.

Okay, when I say, "I have a dozen donuts and a 24 pack of Duff beer for Mr. Thompson," you say, "Yes, I'm Mr. Thompson."

Okay, when I say, "I have a dozen donuts and a 24 pack of Duff beer for Mr. Thompson," you say, "Yes, I'm Mr. Thompson."

If you do decide to watch Scorsese's Cape Fear, here's a warning for you. When De Niro gets out from under the family's car, there are NO RAKES!!!

If you do decide to watch Scorsese's Cape Fear, here's a warning for you. When De Niro gets out from under the family's car, there are NO RAKES!!!

You win The Rain Man Award.

You win The Rain Man Award.

This one is made up, right? There's no way there's a Charles Don Hall, Licensed Philosopher.

All hail Krull and his glorious new regime!

All hail Krull and his glorious new regime!

Use a pen Sideshow Bob

Use a pen Sideshow Bob