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I'm kind of spoiled. Having been to Mexico numerous times, and enjoying some out-of-this-world Mexican cuisine there, even the best Mexican food of the USA pales in comparison. But I also have to admit I love the tacos from Jack in the Box, even though an asterisk should be put in front of the word taco.

I'm kind of spoiled. Having been to Mexico numerous times, and enjoying some out-of-this-world Mexican cuisine there, even the best Mexican food of the USA pales in comparison. But I also have to admit I love the tacos from Jack in the Box, even though an asterisk should be put in front of the word taco.

This cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene must be extremely rare among Mexicans then. Because none of my Mexican brethren have ever said they disliked cilantro. Like many ethnic foods, I think cilantro is just an acquired taste.

This cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene must be extremely rare among Mexicans then. Because none of my Mexican brethren have ever said they disliked cilantro. Like many ethnic foods, I think cilantro is just an acquired taste.

That's a total mystery to me, especially when considering that the next 4 years are gonna be just as miserable for Obama as the last 4. Maybe he likes being hated.

That's a total mystery to me, especially when considering that the next 4 years are gonna be just as miserable for Obama as the last 4. Maybe he likes being hated.

To take America back from a socialist Negro. Duh!

To take America back from a socialist Negro. Duh!

I would suggest hiring someone on the caliber of Rick Baker as the makeup artist. Someone who can perfectly recreate Limbug's sunburnt, blotchy pig-like skin and sneering jowls.

I would suggest hiring someone on the caliber of Rick Baker as the makeup artist. Someone who can perfectly recreate Limbug's sunburnt, blotchy pig-like skin and sneering jowls.

And it has the grandma laughing when all of Congress gets blown up by the Martians. Given our current political situation in DC, this scene feels like a great catharsis. Although I do like Mars Attacks!, it ultimately feels like an empty experience to me.

And it has the grandma laughing when all of Congress gets blown up by the Martians. Given our current political situation in DC, this scene feels like a great catharsis. Although I do like Mars Attacks!, it ultimately feels like an empty experience to me.

I prefer Mars Attacks! over Independence Day. Also, mariachi band playing the national anthem at the end.

I prefer Mars Attacks! over Independence Day. Also, mariachi band playing the national anthem at the end.

Yeaaah! Winona Ryder in old lady make-up.

Yeaaah! Winona Ryder in old lady make-up.

Drew would also ask alcoholic callers if they were Mormon (because many of the founders of Mormonism were alcoholic). Eventually the engineer (I think his name was Anderson) turned this into a running gag and put sound bites of Drew saying "Are you a Mormon?" with random callers.

Drew would also ask alcoholic callers if they were Mormon (because many of the founders of Mormonism were alcoholic). Eventually the engineer (I think his name was Anderson) turned this into a running gag and put sound bites of Drew saying "Are you a Mormon?" with random callers.

I thought he was reasonably amusing until I saw a picture of his boyhood home. Carolla always complained incessantly about his family and the crappy home where he grew up, but his house actually looked quite nice. Then I realized Carolla was just a whiny douche.

I thought he was reasonably amusing until I saw a picture of his boyhood home. Carolla always complained incessantly about his family and the crappy home where he grew up, but his house actually looked quite nice. Then I realized Carolla was just a whiny douche.