In Carolla's defense, those vaginas were emitting a yellowy discharge.

In Carolla's defense, those vaginas were emitting a yellowy discharge.

Word has it that Carolla may go into AM talk radio. Guess his podcast hasn't been that profitable.

Word has it that Carolla may go into AM talk radio. Guess his podcast hasn't been that profitable.

Lock up the homeless? No thanks. That just means more big government.

Lock up the homeless? No thanks. That just means more big government.

I told you, I don't like ethnic food!
*throws donuts at Homer*

I told you, I don't like ethnic food!
*throws donuts at Homer*

I'm Mittington Willard Romneyshire and I'm endorsing Barack Obama for President.

I'm Mittington Willard Romneyshire and I'm endorsing Barack Obama for President.

Burns couldn't say that in 2012.

Burns couldn't say that in 2012.

@avclub-ad7bdcafbea74680e11d25162a145507:disqus Ron Paul also makes an appearance in Gale Boetticher's chemistry notebook in Breaking Bad.

@avclub-ad7bdcafbea74680e11d25162a145507:disqus Ron Paul also makes an appearance in Gale Boetticher's chemistry notebook in Breaking Bad.

Jesse Ventura. Jesse Jackson. Pat Buchanan. Pat Robertson. Those were the days.

Jesse Ventura. Jesse Jackson. Pat Buchanan. Pat Robertson. Those were the days.

Like any other sane person, I hate biopics. But Malcolm X has such propulsive energy and such a mighty performance by Denzel Washington and such great flow that it made me forget all the long, creaky boring biopics I had previously seen. See it as soon as possible.

Like any other sane person, I hate biopics. But Malcolm X has such propulsive energy and such a mighty performance by Denzel Washington and such great flow that it made me forget all the long, creaky boring biopics I had previously seen. See it as soon as possible.

It's clear now. Sean Penn caused Hurricane Sandy to happen.

It's clear now. Sean Penn caused Hurricane Sandy to happen.