Yeah, that fucking kid is creepy.

Yeah, that fucking kid is creepy.

Polio? I think someone is going on a trip with their mother to see The Sessions.

Polio? I think someone is going on a trip with their mother to see The Sessions.

Watching an Ace Ventura movie is very, very embarrassing, even if you're alone.

Watching an Ace Ventura movie is very, very embarrassing, even if you're alone.

I doubt that. It was the overt homoeroticism that frightened him away.

I doubt that. It was the overt homoeroticism that frightened him away.

Cojones! Wait, it's a female body part?

Cojones! Wait, it's a female body part?

I wonder how many people watched The Basketball Diaries after the media replayed that DiCaprio shooting up the school dream sequence again and again and again and again when they were reporting on the Columbine Massacre.

I wonder how many people watched The Basketball Diaries after the media replayed that DiCaprio shooting up the school dream sequence again and again and again and again when they were reporting on the Columbine Massacre.

Godzilla 1985 inspired years of recurring nightmares of Godzilla coming to my hometown and squashing everything.

Godzilla 1985 inspired years of recurring nightmares of Godzilla coming to my hometown and squashing everything.

For me it was the snarling bear from The Neverending Story. Shockingly I could handle the horse drowning in quicksand just fine. Neverending Story is a kids film, right?

For me it was the snarling bear from The Neverending Story. Shockingly I could handle the horse drowning in quicksand just fine. Neverending Story is a kids film, right?

Do you want The Narrator Returns to also be in briefs?

Do you want The Narrator Returns to also be in briefs?

Knock yourself out.

Knock yourself out.