Yes, we wouldn't want the RoboCop remake to become a roborendum on the Robomney campaign.

Yes, we wouldn't want the RoboCop remake to become a roborendum on the Robomney campaign.

That scene and the alien dog were the only elements I liked in the movie. I was actually rooting for the dog, not JC. If he died I would have been seriously bummed out.

That scene and the alien dog were the only elements I liked in the movie. I was actually rooting for the dog, not JC. If he died I would have been seriously bummed out.

I read somewhere once that studios get as much as 90% of box office revenues on opening weekends. Even if that were true, Disney wouldn't even come close to recouping its marketing and productions costs, international revenue included. But 90%? Goddamn. No wonder theater chains try to make it into the red with…

I read somewhere once that studios get as much as 90% of box office revenues on opening weekends. Even if that were true, Disney wouldn't even come close to recouping its marketing and productions costs, international revenue included. But 90%? Goddamn. No wonder theater chains try to make it into the red with…

I'm perfectly fine with that.

I'm perfectly fine with that.

Or how about renaming John Carter to "Redman Wars" or "Mars Wars", although that is a bit of a tongue twister.

Or how about renaming John Carter to "Redman Wars" or "Mars Wars", although that is a bit of a tongue twister.

Luke Skywalker of Tatooine. Nah, too long. No cadence.

Luke Skywalker of Tatooine. Nah, too long. No cadence.

You must be a parasite from Old Detroit. OCP is trading at $835.67 a share.

You must be a parasite from Old Detroit. OCP is trading at $835.67 a share.

GO GALT!

GO GALT!

Republicans would never go for that - alternative sources of energy.

Republicans would never go for that - alternative sources of energy.

@avclub-a61acf4cf39249ef880312ef9fe5e681:disqus No, but she was born a Jew. Is that ok?

@avclub-a61acf4cf39249ef880312ef9fe5e681:disqus No, but she was born a Jew. Is that ok?