And fuck those lifeguards in California for recording themselves dancing like dumbasses.. Don't rehire them!

And fuck those lifeguards in California for recording themselves dancing like dumbasses.. Don't rehire them!

Holy shit, what is Anthony Bourdain doing in this movie?

Holy shit, what is Anthony Bourdain doing in this movie?

I went to Metacritic and it has a 66 so far, which is kind of good. And Phipps' review is the only negative one.

I went to Metacritic and it has a 66 so far, which is kind of good. And Phipps' review is the only negative one.

I nominate Joe Francis, Nicki Minaj and Sean Hannity to be inducted immediately.

I nominate Joe Francis, Nicki Minaj and Sean Hannity to be inducted immediately.

Reelect President Camacho, I mean Obama.

Reelect President Camacho, I mean Obama.

See this hat/
Twas my cat

See this hat/
Twas my cat

You know how there's Salt & Vinegar flavored potato chips. Well Ben & Jerry's should release a Salt & Vinegar flavored ice cream and call it James Woods.

You know how there's Salt & Vinegar flavored potato chips. Well Ben & Jerry's should release a Salt & Vinegar flavored ice cream and call it James Woods.

Man, Mohicans crushes Coppola's Dracula like a flabby grape.

Man, Mohicans crushes Coppola's Dracula like a flabby grape.

Reading all these titles made me remember that Hollywood film studios used to make high-budget films for somewhat intelligent adults.

Reading all these titles made me remember that Hollywood film studios used to make high-budget films for somewhat intelligent adults.

And to see old man Douglas in a stylish V-neck sweater prowling a gay nightclub.

And to see old man Douglas in a stylish V-neck sweater prowling a gay nightclub.