It just boggles the mind that the director of one of the greatest acting showcases of all time could let Hopkins get away with such hammy acting and Reeves and Ryder get away with such god-awful performances.

It just boggles the mind that the director of one of the greatest acting showcases of all time could let Hopkins get away with such hammy acting and Reeves and Ryder get away with such god-awful performances.

All I remember about Toys from watching it as a kid was that it gave me a splitting headache and it made my eyes water from the "vividly colorful cinematography."

All I remember about Toys from watching it as a kid was that it gave me a splitting headache and it made my eyes water from the "vividly colorful cinematography."

And his crazy rants about consumerism foreshadowed his role in Fight Club.

And his crazy rants about consumerism foreshadowed his role in Fight Club.

More like the prequel. A little evolution joke for you.

More like the prequel. A little evolution joke for you.

And in like all Hollywood movies they take the two-lane country road instead of the interstate.

And in like all Hollywood movies they take the two-lane country road instead of the interstate.

To whomever wrote the Think Like a Man review: please stop using the word "reductive." Madonna says it in her usual haughty-cunty manner on national TV and the whole world begins to use it. Let's stop this horrifying trend before it's really too late.

To whomever wrote the Think Like a Man review: please stop using the word "reductive." Madonna says it in her usual haughty-cunty manner on national TV and the whole world begins to use it. Let's stop this horrifying trend before it's really too late.

My dad liked it, but he's an idiot.

My dad liked it, but he's an idiot.

I liked this movie as a kid. But kids are stupid.

I liked this movie as a kid. But kids are stupid.

If you ever get to visiting Twin Peaks, don't forget to get yourself a slice of some damn good cherry pie.

If you ever get to visiting Twin Peaks, don't forget to get yourself a slice of some damn good cherry pie.

This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all.

This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all.