The romantic subplot felt tacked on.

The romantic subplot felt tacked on.

Still no mention of the "green cookie on St. Patrick's Day?" This is one of my favorite lines. On St. Patrick's Day, the lunchtime snack at my school cafeteria was always, you guessed it, a green cookie.

Still no mention of the "green cookie on St. Patrick's Day?" This is one of my favorite lines. On St. Patrick's Day, the lunchtime snack at my school cafeteria was always, you guessed it, a green cookie.

"You want to rent it, sir?"
"What for? I just saw the best part."

"You want to rent it, sir?"
"What for? I just saw the best part."

SMITHERS. YOU. ARE. QUITE. GOOD. AT. TURNING. ME. ON.

SMITHERS. YOU. ARE. QUITE. GOOD. AT. TURNING. ME. ON.

That, and his preoccupation with drawing lines on sand.

That, and his preoccupation with drawing lines on sand.

@IndianaBeachCrow:disqus "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"

@IndianaBeachCrow:disqus "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"

I forgot which publication chose "Lisa's Wedding" as the best Simpsons episode. I think it was TV Guide. Of course, this was years ago. My favorites, as of right now, are Last Exit, King-Size Homer and Homer Badman.

I forgot which publication chose "Lisa's Wedding" as the best Simpsons episode. I think it was TV Guide. Of course, this was years ago. My favorites, as of right now, are Last Exit, King-Size Homer and Homer Badman.

I'm not as old as Grampa, but in my day we had cucumbers tied to our belts. Not only was it the style of the time, but it signified to the ladies our penis length and girth. I had one of those big slicing cucumbers, but most had smaller pickling cucumbers, because of the war. I miss the early '00's.

I'm not as old as Grampa, but in my day we had cucumbers tied to our belts. Not only was it the style of the time, but it signified to the ladies our penis length and girth. I had one of those big slicing cucumbers, but most had smaller pickling cucumbers, because of the war. I miss the early '00's.

Horsefeathers! Applesauce! Rigmarole!

Horsefeathers! Applesauce! Rigmarole!

Balderdash! Hogwash! Poppycock!

Balderdash! Hogwash! Poppycock!