It was what it was.

Oh sweet holy fuck.

That was my first thought on the matter.

I am mad about that very thing!

That's true. But for other reasons.

I was wondering what happened to Robert Novak. Then I realised he died.

I'm a touch less generous about it. There is nothing that will amplify the importance of a story more than if it involves journalists. I will in fact argue that the main driving force behind the rise of the alt right in terms of visibility is because they were rude to journalists on social media.

The 'May reveal his identity' bit is what I find so off putting about all this.

To be fair I'm pretty sure you lost us way before you interrupted your mission to be yet another source of Donald Trump news and facts with a pop culture story abou Katy Perry.

Yes!

I said not to!

Too bad. You're getting me.

Could be worse.

No. It was long hanging fruit. None of you get to be proud. Go workshop the bit.

making the exact same damn joke seconds apart.

Three of you…

There are…

They do pee on you.

I don't like it but I suspect it's because it became a Thing. Like being afraid of clowns.

Yes. Or have someone else do them.