What the god of tits and wine does is better left unmentioned.

I could have done things with that money!

The joke is I had a magic evil guitar and they made a movie about it and they made terrible 80's backmasking horror film trick or treat about my life experiences.

It is an enjoyably bad movie with Gene Simmons in it.

The other one. https://youtu.be/NHttc38S6kM

When I played an evil guitar it didn't end nearly as well.

Trump? Trump Trump Trump Trump? Trump!

Is it underrated at this point? I thought people kinda liked it.

I'd be less unkind about if they was more 'good' writing to offset it. Hell, I'd be more kind about the political stuff if there was some wit or insight there. Which is kind of mean but every single site on the internet is churning out the same Trump content at this point so you got to at least have something new…

I too enjoyed this article.

Which starred Lenny Henry for a number of years.

Yes.

No.

Well, that was a fascinating detour to Al Capones vault.

I've known people who've gotten the visit.

If there is a single thing that would cause an unholy and complete shitstorm, and rightfully so, it's if the IRS started leaking tax returns.

No, you don't.

Very briefly. Years ago.

I continue to find this constant praise of SNL despite no discernable rise in quality disconcerting.

And now he's trapped in Hideo Kojimas home dimension.