I try to be.

To be fair, they also report Lena Dunham adjacent items.

I assume that they're a group of wizards.

And you wouldn't know about local perverts if it wasn't for that. You'd only hear about big city perverts.

I don't even know what the hell those are. I've seen them mentioned on thousands upon thousands of goddamn sitcoms and I still don't get what the deal is meant to be.

Blammie.

Or you could subscribe to your local papers, since the collapse of local reporting is one of the major issues with the media that created the blindspot that helped allow the election of Trump.

Eleven I was kind of surprised to learn from the wiki. Because I too assumed her to be about eight based on her comic behaviour.

I used to think that but at this point I've met enough gay people to go…no.

I'm incensed by most things.

Someone's short.

It's part of whatever the fuck it is they've done to the news wires.

I'm not sure I want to date someone who hates me as well.

Now that you've pointed it out to me, I'm angered.

The AVclub: For all your Hormel Bacon and Trump related news.

The rationale is beginning to get tenuous.

Aging up Molly is gonna make her seem like she has a condition.

IT just feels like he got overtaken by newer and better weirdos.

Wait. This isn't a YA novel? Because this is the YAest premise I have ever heard.

No.