Eight.

The main character is the germanest looking human being to exist in any media.

Gothic 2 is such a good game, though.

Pathologic. Which is a really fascinating, bleakly beautiful game with a terrible, terrible translation. Though it's RPGness is dubious. It's maybe getting a remake and has a remaster.

I still get Dynasty and Dallas confused.

Oh. good. Hamilton. Hamilton is the best.

No, no. We'll be doing the Drumpf thing that's been so effective so far thank you very much.

ESO has some weirdly crappy beard options for game where awesome beards appeared so prominently in the marketing.

Being a melee rogue. They are fun but squishy.

It's not he's brilliant. It's that we're crap.

That seems like something for COWARDS AFRAID OF THE TRUTH OF THE HUMAN ANIMAL.

No. Larger, bulkier shit is not in my interests.

Hmmm. I /would/ like an eye infection

And the Washington Post has apparently debunked this.

Yeah. A lot of Bersaria gives you a sense of foreboding if you've played Zestiria because it makes you aware some not terribly good decision making is going on above and beyond the more apparent terrible decision making.

Your arms are going to be broken then entire game.

Really, the best thing about the games isn't so much the platforming as that it has some incredibly fun, fluid combat that should be held up as something to be emulated.

He looks very english in that picture.

It's a game where you take a break from well-written crime dramas to buy a small child pornography.

I'm gonna put together a bunch of hilarious gifs of you falling off a cliff!