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Chareth Cutestory
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Under My Thumb, you psycho clown-woman!

The nights king just sits there, making little fists with his blue toes.

'Multiple Penile Lacerations' would be a great band name.

Fake news

He should've grabbed her in the front. He'd be president right now.

But more importantly, will we find out how Tribbles got their troubles?

To conclude, Mr. President, I'm not at all hesitant,
To tell you I think the first lady is a fox.
Her husband, the jerk-off has ruined my country
That's all for today, sincerely D. Cox

This just in, Vivica A. Fox to cater set of Iron Fist, Season 2.

Wildcat.

Hat killed those babies in self-defense. Free Hat!!

He's worth every penny.

Such a great album. Personally I love the slightly schizophrenic changes in pace/tone that a lot of the songs take, notably "Up In Arms" and "New Way Home". It makes me feel really old and cranky realizing this album is 20 years old. Guess I'll go yell at those EDM kids on the corner.

Sorry, Ativan doesn't cause 'band around neck'.

He Drumpf'd it up

Well, he's been to a nazi punk rock show, so if anyone understands Trump it's this guy.

I can't wait to see Tilda Swinton's take on the ancient Shar-pei who opens people's minds.

I think she should start each day with an oral fingering from Bret Michaels. Just one maritime lawyer's opinion…

There's no 'I' in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think…

In West Sumeria, born and raised, in a lamp was where I spent most of my days. Acting out, mugging, granting wishes real cool, and shooting blue energy, outta my tool!!

NO!!!! Darkness!