Amelie's Dane Cook
sounds like Zodiac Motherfucker. A clue!

At least you guys have just one living boy to contend with.

Remember when Andy Dick
used to call his character on Newsradio a "gay retard?" We should all boycott Newsradio.

Worse than intentional coffee farts?

Bill Clinton and Black America?

Who Framed Roger Rabbit also has a cameo appearance from Harvey the Imaginary Rabbit.

I remember that episode.

The real question:
Why the hell is Tarantino doing a remake?

I've seen the TV version of Beastmaster. So, he orders beasts around? Is that it?

This is sitting on my shelf
waiting to be watched. So…I'll be watching it soon. Now, time to post this sumbitch for all the world to see!

Yep, it's me. No particular reason, though. I decided I needed to update my name from being a reference to one Adult Swim program to another. It is the inevitable progress of life.

Well, it's as bad as you make it. Anyway, I joined this Facebook thingy. Should I do anything else to my account? Are people from High/Middle School gonna start looking me up or contacting me?

Lemme get this straight…
AV Club, opens up a facebook page, and you all go hang out and have a ball there. But our very own Nathan Rabin has an IMDb message board that has been dead for months and there's nary a message. Nary! Fuck all of you!

Yeah, fuck that Mr. Smith Goes To Washington bullshit.

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh; nuh nuh nuh nuh!
Just Eat It!

The Apartment
I love that movie so fucking much. Has anyone here noticed The Waitress on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia looks a lot like Shirley Maclaine in that movie?

I agree with Zodiac on this one - Patricia Arquette is ridiculously hot in True Romance. What the fuck happened? Little Nicky? Jesus Christ.

The article I read quoted someone who came very, very close to using the phrase "stabbing robot."

The Stinging

I saw that article on IMDb about Mike Myers' "spiritual journey" and I couldn't believe it was for real. I cannot wait to see Austin Powers bomb - people are fucking tired of that shit. I hope Mike Myers has a dream where his dead dad berates him for making such shitty movies.