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is it just me…
or does it look like those jets just bombed something?

by what measure is hexic new?
given that hexic HD came loaded on my 360. 2 years ago.

only 70 proof?
if it tastes terrible, then it should be at least 80 proof; preferably 90.

i could barely watch half of that clip
i think i lost 20 IQ points in the process. makes me glad i long ago stopped paying attention to popular music.

kate winslet naked
makes any movie worth watching.

the oblivion v. morrowind argument is stupid. they're both great games and both have weaknesses. morrowind's world was funky because you were on the outer fringe of the empire. back in the center, in cyrodil, it's going to be more conventional.

having tried it out now, it's fun but limited. Would be nice if you could have your partner play as their actual character, though allowing them to keep experience & money earned and apply it to a save is nifty. biggest drawback is the lack of camera control.

considering that a dork is slang for penis, a dorkgasm would either be an orgasm, or just redundant.

don't you just mean applejack?

no opinion on the co-op play?
the original fable was, frankly, pretty easy too. and short. but enjoyable. doesn't seem like that is lost, but what really intrigues me about fable 2 is the offline co-op play. frankly, 2 player co-op RPG and fantasy adventure games are a sadly neglected genre: yeah, yeah,

LeGuin. she's still turning out great work.

a FTTF suggestion
"Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars"

what i want to know is…
why do video games (and thus the movies made from them) always fuck up norse mythology? valkyries are female.

must be a new england thing
i have fond memories of brown bread in a can. but yeah, you do have to toast it first. plenty of butter and a good, hearty stew to dunk it in are also pluses.

that's all. nowadays, all that makes a vamprie movie worth watching is kate beckinsale in tight, black leather. or naked. or both.

women should never be able to smell you from a half-mile away. subtlety, always, is the key.

not only is "huck finn" still challenged
after all these years, but take a look at the 100 most challenged from 1990 - 2000. #88 is…"Where's Waldo?" who the fuck tries to get "Where's Waldo?" removed from the library? are they just pissed they couldn't find him? fearful the books will cause a rash of

i beat kid icarus in my wayward youth. loved that game, though i haven't pulled it down for the WII yet. and loved bionic commando too. this remake brings me joy.

i dunno. the pub i stopped (for directions) at in carbury was about as "real" irish as you can get, being out in the sticks and not in a touristy location. everyone at the bar was drinking budweiser.

nearly all of "ummagumma" is instrumental. grantchester meadows is it, unless you consider screeching squirrels and rambling picts to be lyrical.