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The Beard
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I like Ty-Lor, he has interesting style and seems intelligent, but volunteering for grill duty is a bit of a dodge. Yes, the buck will stop with you, but grilling steaks to be finished in the oven? That slides 'doneness' unto whomever's firing them and then plating. Of course, briquette BBQing in Texas heat does earn

Yes- he seems reeeaally irritable- but then again, that would make him more like a real chef who would actually say horrible, belittling things to you if you fucked up. A good cook is never infuriated by how far some chef's go ("I should fire you! Idiot! Amateur!), but Tom in the past has always seemed quite affable,

Yeah, he's really starting to snipe- there's no perfect way to serve 200 MR steaks, I've done it, and there's going to be a few dogs in there. Just make sure your VIP's (or judges in this case) get perfect specimens.

well, me, but once again, I couldn't possibly read it… maybe it just needs another 75 layers of guitar tracks to make sense, I dunno…

harumph harumph harumph

Ha! Yes, just checked that out- he's amusing himself by reading the signatures on the wall… hilarious…

usually when you twirl them, get the wrong side up as you have to start playing, and you realize: "No, I have nothing to bring to this stupid song…", and you just go with it 'cause it's different from your usual routine of monkeying along with those boring guitarists.

What are you telling me, Tio- Dawes punkin' me?

here's a 'bama rapper- in fact, a black albino, straight from Alabama:

…and my cats

replying to your reply below: the CBC website streams full episodes with super fucking annoying commercials, but, they're there…

… and he's directing a very funny and well made (gasp) CBC half-hour comedy called 'Michael: Tuesdays and Thursdays', which is being unwatched into oblivion weekly…

grrrrooooooooooooannnnn

OK! That piece of bizarro cinema I watched with some family as I wanted to show it to my brother-in-law as he was studying Freemasonry. Well, eventually the kids came in, then the Muslim neighbours popped by for a visit… and I was like: "Hey, look guys it's Agnostic Front!"… surprisingly, awkward!

Yes! After phoning my house for permission to rent me umpteen horror movies, the clerk at the local video shack just let me walk away with 'Blue Velvet', no questions asked.

well put-  but I think that what makes Mulholland Drive so devastating is that it eventually releases itself from any obligation to a believable reality, and it becomes a world completely formed by the dream/nightmare logic that Lynch can express so well.

… yeah, it mostly sucks. David Wiegel can be quite amusing, and a little snarky, and oh that Christopher Hitchens!

… and takes an over-large gulp of his preferred yet rot-gut bourbon…

I agree… after watching the cartoon cavalcade on Fox this was like cool water. It took a minute or two to get over (and into) the poeticisms but a great performance by Rickman: insufferable, alienated, fearful… from the anxiety of hoping desperately for a lonely elevator ride (I did guffaw at ''the lift yawned

Medea's awesome…creepy… 
and a young Udo Kier is a bizarre looking thing.