I'll do it
The title: This is shIT!

The New Blueprint..
Powered by Adidas!! Coincidence? You decide!

I'm never going to dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm.

Whataburger!
When we moved to Austin, this one was on between Truck Month and the lawyers constantly as Sean mentioned. A gravel voiced codger comes on and tells you that we don't fuck around when it comes to burgers.

Greatest ever, Cal and his homie….wait for it,Snoop muthafuckin' Dogg. "Ya got ta do it" I wonder if he got Cal and his dog spot high?

"Sir, does this mean Ann Margaret is not coming?"

Madness, Madness they call it Madness.

I am afraid
Violator was the 1st CD I ever paid cash money for. Will I be disappointed?

A Bob Costas-Al Michaels reunion from "BASEketball" would be sweet.

"Smells and tastes like cumin"…
"which I guess means they taste like tacos."

We couldn't drop one in the Pepsi Natch…???
Just one Cheeto Boulder in the cup? C'mon! We need redemption after the "Cooking with Jizz" downer. And throw some Mentos in there too.

John Rhys-Davies has nothing else going on and wants some of this action.
Sallah would have made that last pile of monkey shit they called Indiana Jones watchable.

"Friended" sends me into a punch-throwing rampage.
Replaces: "Googled"

Fuck all of that. I'm waiting for "Sitar Hero- Ravi Shankar". The controller is going to be sick!

New features such as…
-Automatically makes Larry the Cable Guy a Friend.
-Win auctions on Ebay for hog lips and sweater vests and automatically send them to IES Chang.

Great news for the SyFy Channel!
Here at the AY VEE Clubbe.

"Beware the Ides of Miss March"

or *you* if you don't care for typos.

Hey, that's the lady that keeps sending me emails! What are the odds? Perhaps ypu can help get me a Rolex or cheap prescription meds as well.

It was the Burberry site. He was pulling the trigger on new sweaters and ascots.