I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!  WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME??!!

I gave your mom a voiceless labiadental fricative last night.

They suck.

These guys definitely need to tour with The Shitty Beatles.

Ah, Rex Morgan MD.  You have the cure for the daily blues.

Whoah!  THAT was a good one!  Try it Fletcher… just poke his brain right where Henderson's finger is.

I've always wondered if they were referencing this comic in the first Toy Story.  At one point a toy shark is wearing Woody's hat and says, "Look at me, I'm Woody!  Howdy howdy howdy!"

Damn.

Another former KTRU DJ here.  From 1992-1995, so I probably unwittingly soundtracked some of Kyle Ryan's adolescence.

"I used to fly for United Airlines/Then I got fired for reading High Times" is one of my favorite lyrics ever.

I'm starting to think the only documentary subject who was happy with the finished product was Temple Grandin.

If we're talking about Pablo Sandoval, someone has to link to one of the best animated GIFs of all time.

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN', BOYS?!

Last time I did karaoke in Japan they had Prince's "Musicology" on tap. That was fun.

Game. Blouses.

Call this an unfair generalization if you must
But old people are no good at everything.

Yes, hard to imagine that "Kickstart My Heart" was embraced as a fist-pumping party anthem
…since it has a pounding beat, an absolutely kick-ass guitar hook, and a catchy chorus built around the phrase "WHOAH! YEAH!" Clearly we all should listen to it while quietly reflecting on the harrowing consequences of…

Hey Cookie, you're needed over in this week's Hater comment thread.

Because he's got an excellently huge Martian butt!

"Sandwitches" is just kind of dopey. "Hunx and His Punx" is more actively stupid. Hell of a week, though.