They must have asked Patton Oswalt to name their album.

Beelzebubba is such a solid album. Even the lesser tracks (i.e. not Punk Rock Girl, Stuart, or Bleach Boys) have something to love about them. Ringo Buys a Rifle STILL makes me laugh when Rodney spits out "HEY PAUL! YOU ASSHOLE! DUB THIS!"

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everyone knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway?

I'm disrespectful to dirt!

HIX IN STIX LOVE CHIX LIX

It's tau*r^2 / 2. And that formulation brings it in line with all the other quadratic equations from the natural sciences, to wit: distance due to acceleration = a*t^2 / 2, kinetic energy = m*v^2 / 2, energy of a simple harmonic oscillator = k*x^2 / 2, and so on. Embrace that shit.

Passing the torch
Someone pointed out there's been kind of a monarchic succession of punk bands from Chicago, even more specifically the northwest suburbs of Chicago. Screeching Weasel owned the '80s, the Smoking Popes took up the mantle in the '90s, and the '00s belonged to Alkaline Trio. Who's it gonna be this…

Was the BK Quad Stacker the first burger to break the three-patty barrier?

Disparaging this album is a bootable offense.

And the answer is none. None more fuck.

Let me be blunt. Is there a labor crisis in this country?

I like the cut of your jib, JTTOT.

PLEASE STOP

GOD DAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT HOT TUB TIME MACHINE

I'm pretty sure Patton is on record right here at the AV Club saying that it's the S/T Bungle album he can't stand, not Disco Volante. And really, Disco Volante seems to fit right in with his preferred aesthetic of making recordings that sound like someone's mind coming apart at the seams.

Also, Necrobutcher.

DO IT
DO IT SAGET

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN', BOYS?

I'd love to see a web site with AVC-esque snarky reviews of porn. I thought Fleshbot would fill that niche, but no, they earnestly love everything the industry's ever produced.

Did TRS-80's really finish program execution with the phrase "END OF LINE"? I thought that was just a Tron thing.