You have ten minutes to move your car, you have five minutes to move your car, your car has been towed, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have five minutes to move your cube.

If you actually own one of these, state so here
I have a hard time picturing any of the AVC commentariat plunking down the cash for this crap. Except for the Colbert book. Which I have.

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

They may as well have titled that video "White People Are Awesome"
Shit, for that matter, they could just rechristen YouTube with that.

The Invisible Man is a pretty solid low-effort costume. Wrap your head and neck in gauze, wear all black, grab some gloves, sunglasses, and a black fedora (that and the gauze are probably all you'll need to buy) and you're good to go. It's cheap, classic, and what with the all black, you'll look pretty dapper as…

I don't know how many times I've posted a comment on an AV Club thread, only to find out upon reloading the page that some douchebag made the same comment one minute before me.

The only thing I got out of Into the Wild (film version) was that McCandless was an insufferable douche.

American History X
Starts out with Ed Norton banging Fairuza Balk cross-eyed, which is immediately followed by the infamous curb-stomp.

The internet: always one step ahead of you, D'Angelo
It's not Peanuts, but here's Werner Herzog reading "Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel"

This implies that the guy who draws XKCD isn't a sex offender.

It better involve balls on your head.

JaneT Weiss divorced Sam Coomes long ago, and they've got like 8 albums out. Were you unfrozen from 1997 or something?

WE NEED MORE BANDS WTH 13 GUYS DRESSED IN CLOWN SUITS

Nor would he have written a song for the goddamn Cubs.

The first 8 albums were only a penny! AND THEN THEY JACKED UP THE PRICE! *sobs*

This is it and I am it and you are it and so is that and he is it and she is it and it is it and that is that
Fuck it, I love that album title.

If this is anything like Cadallaca, her side project from a few years ago, we're in luck. And the description above makes it sound that way —- a little bit country, a little bit Sleat 'n' Kinn.

No beer and no TV make Corin Tucker something something.

What can I say
She loves DeCock.

Louis Farrakhan was the former calpyso singer, not Malcolm X.