I think it was more likely Deal/Gordon/Shattuck/Coletta (Jawbox).

Cokebabies, thanks for providing the link. Didn't intend to take credit for that or anything; I was just too lazy to go looking for it.

http://www.theonion.com/art…

*ch-chunk*

The Old Testament has all sorts of awesome shit like plagues of locusts and dudes getting eaten by giant whales, but the New Testament is mainly some dude sitting around writing letters to people.

You can't print that.

This is true —- I remember popping in Justice for the first time after 2-3 years of listening to Master Of Puppets on pretty much infinite repeat. When those drums first kicked in on "Blackened" I was like, "What the FUCK is this tinny-sounding shit?"

It all went crazy after Chris Dowd quit. I love Angelo, but he's just too far gone up his own ass to be the creative force behind that band.

I Open-Apple-F'ed your mom.

Rob Reiner
The dizzying highs of Princess Bride and Spinal Tap! The terrifying lows of North and The Bucket List!

BARGAINS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE SAVINGS
WHAT A GREAT FIND
WHAT A GREAT DEAL
LOOK AT THESE JEANS
DAMN I LOOK SEXY AS HELLLLLLLL

I haven't lurked in the Undercover comments for a while, but I thought I remembered the Tight Phantomz's theme song as being universally reviled.

I rather liked Folds's little stylized piano.

Hi, we're The Antlers
And we can't spell the word "here." Nor "you," apparently.

No, you fool! The third time will summon the actual Russel Brand!

I just want to go on record as saying Jebediah rocks the shit.

So basically, they're turning Wonkette into a TV show.

))((

I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.

Can we have a Friday quote thread?
"Oh, you ain't catchin' no crackhead."