Your loss. Friday is fucking hilarious.

He contains multitudes.

Surprise me!

Damn.

7th/8th?
What the hell are the Doors' 7th/8th albums?

Now wait a minute, Eastern Europe gave us everyone's favorite cat and mouse team: Worker & Parasite.

The Simpsons Movie
I think it could work.

I thought the sermon for today was "What Ned Did."

Simpson's rhymes are tight
"I'm Mr. Plow and I'm here to say
I'm the plowin-est guy in the USA!"

I'm a big fan
of her family's cider business.

Didn't we have a running joke around here
where these guys were always identified as "Band of Goddamn Horses?"

She is the amalgamation of every irritating, vapid ex-sorority girl in every office everywhere who won't shut up about reality TV shows and thinks that just because she's sarcastic she's terribly, terribly clever.

One of my favorite anecdotes from the commentary track was that the audience of extras at the Ramones concert slam-danced the everloving crap out of that mouse.

I always wanted to go to high school in a universe where the quarterback of the football team was an amiable goof who couldn't stop talking about the weather and the most popular girl in school loved the Ramones to the exclusion of everything else.

I just knew this article would have a link to "Make Out Club"
Such a great, great song.

No!
The world needs laughter!

Sounds like Robin Williams is in for a booting.

Eye On You
I seem to remember a "Holly Golightly" listed as a guest vocalist on the above Rocket From The Crypt song. Perhaps one of you good people can confirm/deny this?

Fucking Chicken-Boo cracked me up every time. That was some absurd shit right there.

"Niacin, thiamin, riboFLAVIN!"