"Back you go… to waits for a woman of less discriminatin' tastes."

And then you rant about the blacks.

HORSEFELLOW! Welcome back, you magnificent typing-challenged bastard!

I wonder if Nunavut was ready to rock?

I was hoping it was the long-awaited feature-length Katie Kaboom Animaniacs sketch.

Not to be Captain Obvious, but Sgt. Pepper's.

Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest Pink Floyd nerd in the world.

I am a patient boy…

The MCP…. real reactionary.

That was a really well-done, understated trailer. I had no interest in this, and now I can't wait.

Pipe wrench fight!

"Nobody knows the band Grand Funk? Mark Farner's wild, shirtless lyrics? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer?"

He meant to say he loved her more than "In Rainbows." Fucking hipster.

You tuned in late. Right before the commercial break he had to put on a jockstrap full of fire ants.

You Have Ten Minutes To Move Your Cube

If he could drop enough weight, PSH would make a fucking great Kurt Cobain, actually.

Awesome. Who shoots Meg Ryan?

Hope Davis
In every other movie: Pretty in a wholesome way, like the best-looking lady at church.
In this move: Stone cold motherfucking SEX BOMB.

I think the Prince album you liked was "3121," not "2112." Ha ha, now everyone knows you're a Rush nerd.

My college radio station got some studio recording equipment that they made available to the staff, as long as we agreed to (quoting the memo) "not do any Gerogerigegege shit."