Kevin Smith didn't create this iPhone app to give us the willies!

Nah, I saw him at the Metro in Chicago —- it was a performance that was somewhere between being a reading and a stand-up set —- and he was affable and engaging and fun. That's not quite the same thing as "in person" but you got the feeling that he's one of the good guys.

Crackity, if it makes you feel any better, at least I guessed the wrong thread.

You're faking it.

Is this the thread where everyone will post about how awesome Christmas Song X is by Rock Band Y? 'Cause I have a theory that the maximum number of posts in those threads before someone mentions "Father Christmas" by The Kinks is 8.

Slim Pickens made it look like a pretty good time.

You should register, douchechowder.

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What are you talking about, black people don't play jazz any more.

Man, I'm impressed that you hipsters are so conversant in Aerosmith marginalia like Jimmy Crespo and Rick Dufay.

I was hoping it was Yadier Molina's off-season side project.

Slayer time
I made a deal with my wife: OK, we'll listen to cheesy-ass Christmas music while we're trimming the tree and putting up decorations and what not.

And the best album title ever.

A friend of mine is the drummer in an all-girl Slayer cover band.

Is he Dutch?

Pure magic!

Heller needs to turn in his Metallicard. Everyone knows "Escape" is the one shitty song on the entirety of the first-four-albums canon.

Why there isn't a tribute band called Leo Slayer I'll never know.

"Resistance is Futile" has some great road trip lyrics: