Before the Popes got back together, Josh formed Duvall, which, for a while, basically WAS the Popes, minus one Caterer brother. They were a bona-fide Christian rock band, but what made them tolerable was that if you wanted to, you could easily interpret all their "please take my hand" lyrics as being about Some Chick…

As long as some dude's head blows up, I'm on board with a Scanners sequel.

"I knew immediately what I had done, which was to win the US Open, and I was thrilled."

Nope, sorry.

I love their song "Aspidistra"
Also, I always get them confused with Retribution Gospel Choir, for obvious reasons.

I think this film has been in the works for over a year
which means DFW might have known about it before he eliminated his own map. I wonder what he thought about it….

My favorite was the guy who couldn't stop himself from yelling "VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM!" at the moment of climax.

Actually if you were to ask me a DFW work that was even LESS adaptable than Infinite Jest, I'd say Brief Interviews With Hideous Men. And yet, here we are.

Really? Seems like a long time since we had a good old-fashioned slow clap in a movie. Glad to see it getting some work again.

That relationship was doomed the second she started fucking Prince.

Suicide Solution is my Ozzy track of choice.

HEY MODELL
Was that your hillbilly flapjack ass I saw in the Tribune yesterday?

The subgenres of metal
I found this to be quite helpful:

"Sally Simpson" was always my favorite.

That photo
is awesome.

"Vee cut off your johnson!"
Fucking anti-Semites.

A friend of mine once suggested borrowing from the idea of the keytar and getting these guys some kind of over-the-shoulder strap arrangement —- so that all these laptop bands could rock out on stage properly.

No no, he just meant that his wit was comparatively more rapey than the general populace.

Mother I'd Like to Frustrate?

Your husband sucks.