The goddamn phone ringing near the end of "Stephen's Last Night in Town" by Ben Folds Five. Took me weeks to figure that out.

He IS a mother-lover.

The only Owen Wilson thing Owen Wilson does is *walk out.*

"The Lower East Side. This reallllly sucks."

This is the first I've heard about The Fantastic Mr. Fox. All I can say is, from the looks of that promo photo up there, the goddamn theater is gonna be jam-packed with Furries.

I think my favorite Interview
was the guy who inexplicably shouts "VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM!" whenever he has an orgasm.

The JOLLY, CANDY-LIKE button that EVEN NOW BECKONS HIM EVER CLOSER!

Ways in which "Tarkovsky" has been spelled on page 1 alone of these comments:

I didn't know which quote thread to put this in, so I went with Miller's 'cause he seems like a good egg.

THIS BATHING SUIT MAKES ME LOOK FAT! FLOP SWEAT!

F is the gentleman's G.

I clicked over here just to see if someone made the hot plate reference.

The Lucille Ball Specials: Lucy gets Lucky/Three for Two
Sounds hot.

The Omega Man: Everybody Dies

Man, your Jordans are FUCKED up!

You Can't Win
MJ's song from The Wiz. Fucking groovy as hell.

Huh
So "Amelie" is pronounced like "omelet."

Sleater-Kinney saved rock. For me, anyway. But now they're gone, so someone has to save it AGAIN.

No, I changed my mind. I liked the original best.

I think the sequel was better.