Little burn-y, dawg.

Fat gay porn.

Fine, I'll do it.

Nice weather we've been having.

"If Sacha Baron Cohen Doesn't Kill The Elderly, I Will"

The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy!

I can only find them in odd places like drugstores and gas stations, but man oh man have you guys tried the Reese's cookies? There are two different kinds; I'm talking about the sandwich-style ones. They are mind-blowing. Right up with Oreos on the eat-a-whole-box-in-one-sitting-and-still-demand-more scale.

When I wake up
Yeah you know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.

No, but I've seen Whit Disney's Snow White.

If it's good enough for Hodgman, it's good enough for me.

Bridges wrote the foreword for the book about Lebowski Fest, and he said something along the lines of:

The fact that they actually DO go to In-N-Out Burger after the whole fiasco with Larry Sellers.

My wife admitted she gets a little choked up at the end of Big Lebowski at The Stranger's line —- "It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners."

I went to the Lebowski Fest in Chicago last year (which was a blast) and my bowling buddies and I talked about what was our favorite detail of the movie that we didn't get until the twentieth or so time we watched it. This one floored me:

You never did "the," Kenosha Kid!

You wear too much eye makeup.

And the first thing I thought of was, "I wonder if ZMF will show up on this thread?"

You know what would be fun to do while interviewing Jarmusch?
Before every question, sit in silence and stare blankly for five minutes.

If every song was even half as much fun as Flash Light, the world would be a much, much better place.

Tangentially
Whenever the Onion riffs on P-Funk, it's comedy gold. My favorite is "Mothership Accidentally Descends on Hootie Concert."