Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson (as portrayed by Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce).

[Don Corleone eats orange, keels over]

Harry Webb, motherfuckers.

He has a wife, you know.

King of All Sycophants - it's pronounced 'NICOLAS CAGE'.

May you be mistaken for a Wookie by a police marksman.

Rubber Dinghy Rapids, bro!

Xbox Live - MechaBarker.

Shepard.

"Jinkys? Isn't that a breakfast cereal?"

Featuring Richard Kiel as Smaug!

Beautiful Freak, Electroshock Blues, Daisies of the Galaxy
The first 3 eels albums chart my history of depression so well I was convinced that E was having me watched.

Nice Witty Acrostic, fidel.

Ahem, I intended to go on to say that the 'Dangerous Habits' arc by Garth Ennis is a fairly good place to start with Constantine.

And he smokes. Boy, does he smoke.

Oz was all a dream? So is Simon Adibise still on the outside?

MY EYES!

That's the fella. And yes, his stuff for Charlie Brooker is very good indeed, although a bit lighter than his regular fare.

Or the 2nd Civil War. You know, the one where Cap fought Iron Man.

Adam Curtis
Adam Curtis is incredible, and should be seen by all. If you've not seen 'Century of the Self', then rectify the situation immediately. Prepare, however, to be depressed.