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The Visible Man
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Come out to PLAY-AYYYYYYY!

It does not!

Yeah, but in Heroes, dead characters resurrect every other week. In the Walking Dead, killed characters resurrect just once, tops.

Immortality makes statutory rape a thing of the past!

I believe where you say "da da da" you mean "Lost his damn mind".

It's been said here before, and I'll say it again: the Prime Directive is a joke. For all the hoopla it gets, people sure do love to totally ignore it. Kirk may as well have given Tyree AK47s and jetskis to boot.

I enjoyed that word muchly. Highly cromulent.

"GSOH = instant rejection."

Yeah, I suppose he is kind of the Mods.

The Rock > School House Rock

Create Your Own Beard
The lack of an effective way to make facial hair in a "create-your-own-X" mode has long been an annoyance for me. But at last, I can digitally replicate my own beard in all its terrible, terrible beauty.

Black Cougar
Does the Black Cougar show up in this too? And, more importantly, is he protecting children?

We had a bar?

Yeah, U2 suck. But fortunately, Future of the Left are absolutely fucking incredible.

"Spock's Id" sounds like a great prog band name though.

What's up, Papa Doc?

A more poignant moment
As nice as the "I wish I was big" moment is, it isn't anywhere near as heartbreaking as Howie the snack man's appearance in "Daydream".

Well, if nothing else, I'm glad I could so easily drum up intense and irrational hatred.

Best One Hit Wonder ever
The New Radicals, "You Get What You Give". Always gets me in the mood for summer.

You don't mean Velvet Revolver?