Agreed. Excellent coverage. Harsh judgements abound, but is there any judgement worth a damn that ain't?

Jim Davidson the racist comedian?

Teachers
Yeah, I'm sure teachers everywhere are just desperate to start forcing kids to be gay at the first opportunity they get.

Well, it would appear I'm outnumbered - I'll have another crack at it and try to get over it. But I have much sympathy with Elitish Trash's sentiment. It felt a bit to me like a way for the author to say Look! No quotation marks or apostrophes! Doesn't that show how weighty and significant my prose is? But like I say,…

Reader's choice
Chris Bachelder's 'Bear V Shark'. Or 'U.S!" Either one. Or both!

Quotation marks
I wish McCarthy would use them once in a while.

A message from the United Kingdom
I'd just like to point out that not every nation felt compelled to enter this sort of bizarre, techno-ish nonsense, and that the proud people of the United Kingdom rose above it to enter an insipid, slack-urethra-dribble of a tune that was written by a semi-melted wax hobgoblin.

That's no Vulcan guitar, it's a Vulcan Lute!

Let's not forget, Galvatron does indeed bitchslap Starscream, but Unicron bitchslaps Megatron just as bad.

"This is Frankie. He thought he was a lunchroom attendant, so they put him to work in the lunchroom. HOW IS WORKING IN THE LUNCHROOM TODAY, FRANKIE?"

Jesus Christ, that was Napier as a space hippy?
"I'm gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy, I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy!"

I agree! Also, I'm not sure that all of their news articles are totally factually accurate.

"the best thing Seth MacFarlane ever put his name on"
I contest the above statement. Not because American Dad isn't good, but because Seth Macfarlane's name was on the first two series of Johnny Bravo.

In British naval history, a Commodore is the rank betwixt a Captain and a rear-Admiral (fnar fnar). So he's like a mini-Admiral, and therefore it's pretty much legit for him to… er… go batshit mad and try to fly the Enterprise at a killing machine. I suppose.

Sexy Chekov and the Yeoman
He clearly wants to take her wirginity.

Do The Math
This country has 600 million kidneys, and we really only need half.

The Nintendo Wii
First time - What the fuck? I have to stand? This will never take off.

Third took a few listens for me too. It sounds like the ghost of an album.

Catch 22 is mine too. Read it once, and wasn't sure about it. Then I had a massive train journey, and thought it was worth another shot. And it most certainly was. "Why is Hitler?"

The wrong version
Gilliam shouldn't even bother adapting Miguel Cervantes' version of the book, that's where he's going wrong. Now, if he filmed Pierre Menard's "Don Quixote", that would be much more satisfying.