My boss bought one of those ball hoovers for our shop. It cost hundreds. We have wooden floors and a broom. I fear for our survival as a company.

I'll beat you on that - I'm a week late, having only just wom the mental wrastle with myself and signed up.

As much as I enjoy the show, and agree with most of the points that everyone above has made about the artifice serving the show,
I have to take issue with with GhaleonQ's "in the long-term, it even helps the people it says it's helping" statement.

You are obliged to have a whimsical adventure remaking them with Mos Def. Unless you are Mos Def, in which case I loved Black on Both Sides.

Star Trek II - Picard and Zod escape from Guantanamo…erm…planet.

CALIFORNIA DREAMS!
Remember the episode where Teddy got hooked on cigarettes?

"The Shallot", perhaps?

Decider DC
I trust that this site will inform me of the whereabouts of Enclave troops, Super mutants and robots dressed as the Founding Fathers.

Don't give them Gilliam! They can have Cleese. But modern Cleese, not Golden-Age Cleese.

Is his face alway like that, or is he melting?

The only game to make me cry (to date) is Gitaroo Man for the PS2, when U-1 refuses to fight Kira, and rocks out a huge stadium version of "The Legendary Theme".

Too busy 'bating.

All fails are equal, but some are more equal than others.

The versus mode on L4D is brilliant, in that it turns the co-operative play into a kind of group puzzle - almost as if the director says "OK, you've got two hunters, a boomer and smoker - kill everyone." The problem is finding other people who approach it that way, rather than just running up to the survivors…

Crayon Physics Deluxe
"If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have worked on Crayon Physics."

I can't let this Fallout 3 hatin' go unremarked - I found it to be one of the most immersive and well-realised games I've played in a long time. Yes there are a few bugs, but it is fucking massive, and for the most part it's crafted exceptionally well, so fair play sez I.

Future of the Left
are absolutely amazing.

Oh, Zoe BELL.
I read that as Zoe Ball, insipid UK TV presenter and inexplicable wife of alcoholic DJ Fatboy Slim. I thought I'd accidently time-travelled back to 1997.

HOWDIGEBURND!?!

Whereas I dislike Star Trek, but enjoy forced intercourse.