No Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

I'm not trying to start a violent and bloody geek-war, but here goes anyway:

Despite the ropey deus ex machina, I'm on the side of The Stand.

Sammies Davii Jr.

Agreed. It's much like reading a David Lynch film.

Now and Again was shown in the UK at about 3am, every other thursday about ten years ago. I honestly thought I had dreamed that programme.

For "Winehouse", read "Crackhouse".

Please…
Please ignore her. She will go away eventually.

Prexy? Aud? Chatfest?
Is the ABC slanguage just Nadsat? Because if so, that's horrorshow.

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Jesus Christ, that is some terrifying shit.

Does it matter? It's fucking perfect.

And now we know Perry Farrell's AVC username.

I wonder what Gay Reznor will have to say about this.

Hey, has anyone noticed that the Simpsons isn't as good as it used to be?

Grindhouse Tale - took my former lady friend to a showing of Grindhouse, on HER suggestion, despite the fact she abhors violent films and enjoys the work of Meg Ryan.

DAMN YOU STRAY 5!

The best5 interpretation of Kipling's "If" is Alan Partridge's version:

Or 'Tetsuo: Iron Man'.

York University Cinema was home to my two worst movie-going experiences (and one of the best - whoever decided to do a Kurosawa season has my undying love).