It's funny how one's opinions can evolve. When I saw Forrest Gump, I loved it. I thought it was amazing, bought it on VHS and watched it several times. Now, I can't fucking stand two minutes of it. I think I was happier in the 90s. Guess I should move to Portland.

Yeah, not shaking the hand of an opponent after a game is a brave stand. Difference of opinion. If everyone thought like me, soccer wouldn't be popular.

The preview suggested that might happen.

Military: Serving At the Pleasure of the Commander-in-Chief.

I had the opposite reaction — even though I was delighted with the move he made, I thought not shaking hands was pretty lame.

I only watched the part of JFK where Joe Pesci's character was getting spanked at a sex party. I mean, what does that have to do with anything? What a dumb movie! lolololol

You might if you spoke Icelandic.

These pun threads are a bust.

The most accurate one of these I've seen.

The first Mimic freaked me the f**k out. I must have been going through a bugs are icky phase.

Awesome. I love it.

The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Sounds like the US Congress! *rimshot*

He doesn't have a costume anymore does he?

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus Do you know where Lying Cat is from?

I had to look Emily's list up. Early Money Is Like Yeast for a woman's organization?

Mario and Luigi are NOT dim-witted! Well, maybe Luigi is.

I would like Tony! Toni! Toné! to weigh in on this.

I thought he meant his bag of weed.

Yeah, I guess it shows how good of an actor he is. Sometimes it's better not to know the politics of a person whose work you admire.

I'm a big Justified fan who wishes he had never seen Nick Searcy's Twitter feed.