Was Malcolm Gladwell in the opening credits for Saturday Night Live last year? The guy at the table with Vanessa Bayer looked like him.

Well, at least we know who can bring it all home should GRRM pass away suddenly.

You go to "calm down" really quickly, don't you?

"You'd think they would tone down the deaths…" as in, not actual adapt the Game of Thrones books?

And how do you define "sizable mainstream presence"?

I found a pair after doing a Google search. Black Versace leather jogging pants: $3400.

Keep moving.

I've been having that exact same reaction to the show lately. Suddenly, the cut-and-paste way they communicate a point has become grating. I really don't know why I've turned on it — and I don't want to because I used to love this show.

You can't just dressage up a gimmick Twitter account and call it art.

I am a tamagotchi that perished under a pile of my own filth. Luckily, I can still post on the interwebs in ghost form.

To remain philosophically pure, street racer John Galt refuses to race on streets built with taxpayer funds. This summer, watch Team Galt race up and down their 20 foot driveway — where every car is a 10 second car!

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I realize this will fall under "doth protest too much" but that's not an element of the game I am overly interested in. I did pick up prostitutes a couple times in GTA 3 and Vice City. Back then, it was just a rocking car. I never went to a prostitute in GTA IV, so all I know about that one is you could have sex with…

I still find it very difficult to shoot and drive at the same time.

I played it for about 5-6 hours so far. I could prattle on endlessly about it, but here are a few "stray observations":

My brother-in-law is named Bob McKenzie.

Yeah, you take an administrative role within Rockstar games, you should expect to be carjacked and brutally beaten. Make-up artist with the WWE? Expect the camel clutch or the People's Elbow on a regular basis! Bottom line, people!

On the contrary, I expect Juggalos to withhold comment until the all the evidence is a matter of public record and the courts have rendered a decision.

Jeez, no kidding. Wham! is one of the most important* bands in the history of British pop and rap while The Clash is just a footnote in the story of Big Audio Dynamite.

Leader singer: Phil McCracken