I recommend looking up the definition of vapid on Google and listening to how enthusiastic the voice is pronouncing it.

I can only to the Billy Idol sneer on the right side.

The Beatles earned over £43 million last year.

That scruff is probably the best he can do.

Bushwick Bill: the original dumb hipster.

I went to university with a guy from Belize. After graduation, he moved back there and was, from my understanding, solidly middle-upperclass there in terms of his family's standard of living. One night, his house was robbed with the family in it and they were all killed. I don't know many details beyond that, but it…

Did you know Wayne Gretzky was babysitting Robin Thicke the night he found out he'd been traded to the LA Kings?

History captures Harriet Tubman?

I believed it was real for far longer than most people would. My grandmother went to her grave believing it was real. She used to get so upset when the "heels" would cheat.

There is no way Erik Adams isn't trying to ape Saint O'Neal with this post! At least you have your own voice, Marah — and I don't usually cotton to women writers.

I wonder the same thing. It's not like the members of the family don't have a certain charm (my favorite is Jase), but there is nothing real about what happens at all. I watched a few episodes when they had a marathon a few months ago. At first, I was kind of enjoying it, but when they got to an episode where Uncle Cy…

Yeah, this show is as scripted as anything with Aaron Sorkin attached.

I loved reading Wanted, but I can't dispute any of the points haters make about it. For me, it was just the id running wild. I wouldn't put it on my top 10 list or anything, but I enjoyed it. Then again, I also enjoyed The Boys — even the Herogasm story line.

I usually don't give these casting decisions much thought, but I watched a few minutes of Anna Karenina on HBO the other day and I couldn't stop thinking, "Why the fuck are all these Russians played by Brits?" One of the quintessential Russian novels and nobody is even speaking with a vaguely Russian accent? I guess…

Slam poetry is probably number one for me. If I had to watch Peta footage of factory animals suffering or a poetry slam, it would be a tough call.

Wipe your face with your forearm again. Again. Again! AGAIN!!!

If they do a Justice League movie, I hope they include a scene where everyone is flying except the Flash and Green Arrow — who are floating along on a sofa created by the Green Lantern.

Brothers and sisters have I none, but Frank Ocean's cousin is my cousin's son.

If they go that old, then they can use Tom Selleck.

Patton Oswalt!