I would never want to watch this movie, but I really want to know the ending now. Does Mrowat discover her urinating while standing up and immediately vomit in disgust?

The CD should have included the bonus "cheat day" track "Hot Cheetos and Takis"

Yeah, the question had a strong "everything about this woman is terrible, but I am getting regular pussy for the first time in my life. What should I do?" sub-text. I feel like I've known several guys just like that letter writer in my life.

All I could think during her letter is, "Her ex-husband is much better off without this one."

@avclub-8e3d05b3a02cebcb45d304a5224a6113:disqus I had the exact same reaction. It's actually pretty funny.

I'd like to see more letters answered by Chris Savage; I want to see how many replies would mainly be about politics in Michigan.

His Twitter response was actually somewhat clever:

I would really be at a loss to contribute, to be honest. I can barely name the good ones.

Maybe there's money to be made as a rapper who is just the butt of diss tracks. Kind of like those old lunch pail wrestlers who would get their asses kicked by Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

Charles D.

Pretty sure I hear James Brown's "Funky Drummer."

He knows better than to throw rocks at that throne. The throne in question being the toilet Vanilla is installing in the home he is remodeling. It would just be rude to ding it up with rocks.

"Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe" was pretty deaf.

You're probably used to seeing it spelled As $oon As Possible, Rocky.

So Mac Miller is on the list too? How about that. I don't pay attention much anymore, so I assumed Mac Miller's day had come and gone.

$50,000 in liability coverage? I have a million and I think the minimum you can carry in my province is $500,000.

Not just anyone can pitch woo.

Awesome, now do it for the lyrics of "My Ding-A-Ling"

The process server went to the address he was given, but all the caravans had pulled up stakes and moved on.

Kind of brave to admit you gave something a grade you didn't feel it deserved because you were afraid to look like you didn't appreciate the work of a "great author."