I gave up pretty early. I wouldn't mind reading a summary of everything up to the last book and then reading the book, though. Just to close it off. I think I got through 4 books and then started to think: this is just going in circles and I don't really give a shit. I couldn't imagine what superlatives would make the…

Well, you see, the female sexuality is more, ah, fluid than the males. While the natural male inclination is to fight for breeding rights, womenfolk, as in their nature, are more likely to pass the time pleasuring one another with the fingers, mouth and, of course, by vigorously rubbing their genitals together in a…

The first time I ever heard the Pixies was when I won a compilation cassette in a contest held by Trident gum. You had to answer skill-testing questions using the touch tone phone. One of the questions was something like : In the John Cougar Mellencamp song, what color are the houses?

@avclub-c16af09e39c7093bd3eaa51069b0e072:disqus When your lyrics are slamming Scott Boras, I'm not sure a lot of people can relate.

So which song had the lyrics "can't believe this shit/can't believe you ain't here"?

I can't believe we ever took Puff Daddy seriously. How did he get away with dancing like Carlton Banks during his tribute to his best friend and everyone didn't just break out laughing?

Spoken like a computer science major.

Speaking of Jay-Z, I don't recall him ever getting into this kind of altercation. Seems like he barely shows up in the tabloids. Then again, it's not like I pore over tabloids and celebrity gossip — unless you count the AV Club.

I think Harvey Levin actually adores celebrities and would be saddened to think they hate him, but would live with the sadness because money.

Kind of surprised how many people are defending Kanye on here. Sure, paparazzi are scum, but just get in the car and go about your business. As paparazzi hounding goes, that was really tame.

And we don't get paid.

Unless he has a weak chin under that beard.

Joe Manganiello might work.

This has been one of my favorite Hate Songs. Totally hate the song and had a few laughs reading about it. But take heed, AV Club editors, some of your readers may actually choose this moment to go to other websites now.

I wonder if your absence will be longer than that guy with the old Dan Ackroyd avatar's was.

It's pretty funny. The AV Club regulars don't get around much.

That's when we heard the otherworldly voice coming from the baby's bedroom, "What's my motivationnnn?"

I think you could leave "and has parents that disapprove of her lifestyle" and the joke would be stronger.

I always took it to mean the writer didn't want her to say she wants them to be apart.

"Justin, you might want to run these lyrics by the board of directors at the Take Back the Night organization. They will make sure your lyrics are definitely not very sexual and clearly anti-sexual violence. In fact, let's just send all your lyrics over to them just to be safe."