Did you ever see that movie starring Sting — I think it was called the Crimson Treacle — where he bones a woman with "shut in syndrome" (although I don't think it was called that in the movie)? If I remember correctly, her father catches him and runs him off and then I think she wakes up from the coma. So, you could…

It's kind of sad that trolling is now a legitimate business model for newspapers. I guess this isn't particularly new, but it certainly is much more obvious these days.

The way Garfield played Peter Parker, I'd be more surprised if he could love anyone but himself.

The gays are recruiting all our super-heroes!

This guy is so annoying.

Oh dear God, this is quite something. I assumed you were kidding.

Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya…

I just finished re-watching The Wire. There is a murder in the show that is set up to look like a suicide by hanging from a door knob. Maybe if the assassin had unbuttoned the victim's pants it wouldn't have raised McNulty's suspicions.

If a twelve-year-old could grow that facial hair, I think he would be pretty popular at the middle school.

Reginald Denny is not planning on taking his truck out the day the decision comes down.

I liked it a lot for many years. Good to know I was wrong.

Doesn't anyone like "View to a Kill"?

First time seeing this gif for me. I love it!

How bout five cross yo lip?

Actually, she learned to kill.

Black people cross their arms like this…

Wounded knee?

Well, now I know who Synyster Gates is — he's the 3rd best guitarist OF ALL TIME!

Would you like to watch a 9 hour movie about the Holocaust?

I always made sure to include some pictures of the plush interior of my custom van.