And then Fichtner, in a fit of pique, proceeded to kick in the side panels and smash all the glass on the car with an aluminum bat — including some impossible-to-find original headlamps. Classic Willis, classic Fichtner.

He had already played Darkman by that time.

"Listen to me very carefully, the sandwich you left in the fridge is about to be taken. When you go to the kitchen to retrieve your lunch, you will find only your yogurt and your apple in your lunch bag. I was going to take your apple, but after taking a single bite, it was too mealy for my tastes."

So you're saying your can't handle it?

I bet someone could come up with a reason they hate "Eleanor Rigby."

Pr: Praseodymium

Unlike most Scots, I am horrified by real-life violence.

There you go again: giving the benefit of the doubt to criminals when you should be screaming for the victims — for money.

She is so much more famous in the US than in Canada, but my money is on her base rallying around her.

If there's one thing I appreciate about Scarlett Johansson, it's her voice.

Having read both, I think World War Z had more potential than TWD, but it's probably too late now. WWZ on HBO might have been legendary.

I had high hopes for this film, but I also thought the book would be almost impossible to recreate as a 2 hour movie. The previews had some decent scenes, but the zombies themselves were a huge disappointment. They are just masses of CGI. I guess that's what thousands of recently turned zombies would look like chasing…

Snark and diminishing returns on the latter.

Yeah, just popped over there to read the entry on E=mc2. Apparently, it's controversial.

I was able to just click comments and read. Here's a sample thread:

When stories like this come out, I sometimes like to read the comments on the Fox News site.

@Jay See Well it was strongly implied there was shit in the pie, but I think of the pie as the Pulp Fiction briefcase for middle-aged ladies.

So you're saying it ended well?

They are Greenseers!

When any comedian talks about his/her craft, they tend to come off as delusional and/or insufferable. But I'm probably just denigrating the profession because I am resentful.