I didn't even stay for the whole thing! How cool is that?

The AV Club reviewer initially thought they were there to gloat, but had to update the review. I think it seemed like they were there to do a victory lap, but they really wanted to commiserate over their shared defeat. Unfortunately for our heroes, they shit the bed far more spectacularly than Ted Chaugh et al did.

I'm just trying to work in fact that I played the same venue as this band. Give me this, I need it!

OK, maybe I missed something. Unless you're assuming they will get beans and vinegar. A third firm got the ketchup account.

O'Neal doesn't watch Mad Men "During their post-pitch gloating over the Heinz account, Peggy’s boss Ted…"

Cool story bro time:

I wrote this for you:

Why is Ted gloating over an account he didn't get?

I know one way The Hangover III will be different from the first two: I won't be seeing it.

To be fair, though, who reads magazines — they are running a major publication for Time Warner, not selling zines out of the fair trade coffee shop. Jess Cagle is not going to be able to afford teeth-whitening and a Tag Heuer by not catering to the crowd that actually gives shit how it all turns out for Carrie and the…

Deactivate with extreme prejudice!

Don't wish the summer away, you cretins!

When you're Thor, every problem looks like a nail.

I can't believe you thought you'd get away with ampersands.

Brilliant!

I kept thinking of Twin Peaks, but I knew that had to be wrong.

Didn't Tom Waits sue Campbell's Soup or something over the use of a sound-alike?

I think you forgot the link.

Ever see Brian Posehn's bit on meeting some metal guitarist who has no interest in him because he doesn't have tits?

Put him in a body bag, Joffrey!