I kind of surprised myself with how much that pissed me off when he did that. What a fucking joke that guy is.

I think I started to watch this on HBO Canada, but then I figured regular porn would get me where I wanted to go a lot quicker.

Damn Mexico, taking away Canada's right to be the underground railroad to Cuba. Don't you want to get really cold before you get really warm? Plus, our taxes kind of ease you into Communism.

Will one of you just make with the dope rhyme already?

He's obviously upset.

Zatanna erased Batman's memories so now he can't remember where he left those oversize kryptonite fists.

If he keeps delivering lines like "You'll always be my son" like that, I hope he keeps getting work. When men of a certain age need a good cry, we can always put on Field of Dreams and wait for the line, "Hey, dad… you wanna have a catch?"

No kidding, right? It's like saying "Jaws 3D sucked so I am not going to bother trying the original."

It would be like loading Leisure Suit Larry on 20 floppy discs.

Another scene that I found laughable and distracting was his taunting of Flash on the basketball court. This dweeb throws down a completely impossible, backboard shattering monster dunk like something out of space jam and nobody even comments on it. He gets scolded for bullying.

I just laughed at the crane scene. So dumb, but I think that's the path Spider-Man movies have been on for a while. He appeals to a much younger demographic than I now belong to.

I think he meant Shoe Gays because they dress nice.

Is the Rhino rumoured to be in this movie too or are you looking ahead to 2017?

I think Andrew Garfield is perfectly cast and also completely intolerable as Spider-Man.

Hilarious. Thanks for the link.

Yeah, the timing probably doesn't work. Not sure if the video for "Bohemian Rhapsody" was out before the movie. Regardless, my thesis is pretty weak. Back to the drawing board.

That's my thinking as well.

I wonder if some of the audience will stay away because it sounds like a very inside-jokey premise. I know every young Hollywood clique wants to be the Rat Pack, but audiences don't generally fall over themselves to watch.

Contention: Without the Wayne's World movie there would have been no Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert.

My main memory of that season is Alicia voting for Tina because of how strong she had been in the compatition. What a crock of shit.