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In the video, they stomp them on the head to stun them, attach their feet to a hook and pull the skin off. I've actually done this to rabbits that I snared when I was a kid, but what disturbed me was the skinless beast in a cart afterward appearing alert, blinking, and shaking like a leaf.

Have you seen that footage
of them skinning those raccoon dogs in China? Didn't make me hate the Chinese but I nearly had a meltdown and had to hug my dog for a long time.

Has no one on this show ever been seduced not in high school?
Help me with this sentence. I can't make sense of it.

@Placeholder Your nuremberg comment gave me a much-needed lol. Thanks.

Lafayette
When he asked Jason if he was in love with the guy in the prison cell, I laughed heartily.

Happen to remember "The Demon Murder Case"? That scared the everlasting shit out of me. I'm sure it sucks, but my 12-yo self had trouble processing it. Didn't help that I went to a church that actually preached the devil was out there waiting for ya.

Earning your keep
Reviews of movies like this are so pointless. Nobody going to it gives a shit about your review and yet you had to sit through it and then write about it. Normally, I envy the writers at the Onion and AV Club, but this would be one unenviable task. The fact that Tobias took it on demonstrates his

Remember that show Joe Schmo? That was pretty "meta" — am I using that correctly. I just searched it and was surprised to find out Kristen Wiig was in it. I watched some of Joe Schmo, but I didn't remember her.

He doesn't act so much as hit his marks and say his lines in a clear, easily audible voice — and that is enough.

You also presumed his girlfriend is hot, so on balance, I think your karma is unaffected.

How can they
do this and not have the RIAA so far up their asses they start spitting vinyl?

I bet she has a no nudity clause. Maybe the actress has strict Beyonce parents or something.

"but I am stuck around" yeesh. I think I had a mini-stroke while I was posting that.

Yeah, Tara and/or her mother on screen causes me to involuntarily let out a big sighhhh.

I was bored
It was a real struggle not to turn this week's episode off and go to bed, but I am stuck around.

What surprises me is…
We have yet to see someone come forward claiming to be a child of Michael Jackson. I guess that went out when reliable DNA testing came in?

Well, he's working in the ultimate pulp medium. What were you expecting?

@Jesse and Magic Rat — thanks for making me lol for real.

Way to break up the "call me" theme of this thread jerks.

Well, John K without a boss means nothing gets done, right? John (or Jon) K basically condemned graphic/creative types to be viewed under security cams and kept on probation forever because they can't be trusted to work unless they are being whipped thrice weekly.